BISHOP & CO.
SHAKES
Fuel your brain. Calculate the taste.
Join the Equation Club
Do the maths. Drink the shakes. Get the rewards.
1. Register
Create an account to start your sequence. It's as easy as 1, 2, 3 (literally).
2. Sip & Solve
Earn 10 Integers for every £1 spent. Watch your points multiply exponentially.
3. Redeem
Trade your Integers for free toppings, sides, or the coveted "Infinity Shake."
Calculating a
Greener Future
Our limit for waste approaches zero. We believe sustainability is integral to our formula for success.
By subtracting single-use plastics and multiplying our use of renewable materials, we ensure the probability of a healthy planet remains 100%.
We don't go off on a tangent—we stick to the circular economy.
Peer Reviewed Results
Statistically proven to be delicious.
"I calculated the volume of the New-tella shake, and the flavor density is off the charts. It's integral to my daily happiness."
"The acute angle of the straw was perfect. The taste was sharp, definitely not obtuse. A solid 180 degrees turn from other shakes."
"Honestly, I just came for the bargain. I used code SJWMS at checkout and got a 67% discount. That is a statistically significant saving!"
Find a Lab Near You
The Acute Corner
142 Pythagoras Lane
Right Angle City, MA 31415
Mon-Fri: 08:00 - 20:00
Sat-Sun: 09:00 - 18:00
The Axis Hub
Unit 7, The Graph Centre
X-Y Intersection, LDN 90D
Mon-Fri: 07:30 - 21:00
Sat-Sun: 09:00 - 21:00
Quadratic Campus
The Old Library Building
Polynomial Park, BSH 0PS
Mon-Fri: 10:00 - 16:00
Sat-Sun: Closed